Currently Listening Unfaithful By Rihanna see related

aww this is so cute!!!

Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys dont want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Currently Listening Sugar By Lil Kim & Cee-Lo) Trick Daddy (Ft Ludacris see related

things to think about (some of them aren't that funny and yet again some of them are hilarious.  I suggest reading it all the way through):

1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.....

3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

7. What if there were no hypothetical questions?

8. If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

9. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

10. Is there another word for synonym?

11. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

12. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

13. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

14. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

15. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

16. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

17. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

18. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

19. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

20. How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?

21. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

22. One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

23. Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

24. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

25. How is it possible to have a civil war?

26. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?

27. If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

28. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

29. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have "S" in it?

30. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?

31. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

32. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

33. If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented?

34. Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?

Currently Watching Dear Frankie see related

HAPPY BELATED VALENTINE'S DAY!!!!!  If anyone is going to Tahoe this weekend and want to hang out (ie. Maggie), call me on my cell and we can make arrangements to meet up.  I leave for Tahoe today so you can call me anytime after 12 P.M. (I'll still be in school before then).

Ciao for now!!!

Diana

Currently Listening Alone in IZ World By Israel Kamakawiwo'ole see related

- Somewhere Over the Rainbow

hey everyone!!!  I have't been on here in about a month and I thought it was time to update!!!  today sucked, I swear I should've listened to Joey when he sad it was going to be a bad day.  I gave my English teacher yet another reason to hate me besides the fact that I can't write an essay to save my life, I still need to try harder not to speak out without rasing my hand (he hates people who do this and I swear to bob he has grudges agaist them too[and I just happen to be part of the lucky few!]), and thinking before I speak.  I was so upset that I cried so hard that I started to shake, it was sad .  but on the bright side, I have no school on Friday, so I'm going to the city!!!  if anyone wants to hang out, just call me on my cell.

Ciao for now!